Techy Tidy-upper T-Shirts

'This closet needs digitized.'

Let's get organized

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

G.P.S. For the Home

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Too Much Information.

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

'I value order above all.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'