Tiny Tidier T-Shirts

"I can't come out, I have to re-clean my room...who'd have thought she'd look under the bed?"

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The household cavalry

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A Mom's Purse

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cleaning Lockers.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Desert Island Raking

Child on Christmas Eve

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'