Tech Tidier T-Shirts

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Polly txt speak

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Sistine Selfie

Technology and literature

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A Mom's Purse

Our Computer is Up/Down.

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Now, you show me yours"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'This closet needs digitized.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."