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The murphy desk

Let's get organized

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A Mom's Purse

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."