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The murphy desk

Let's get organized

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A Mom's Purse

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

'This closet needs digitized.'

The Movers - Decluttering

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Desert Island Raking

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Clearing Away Christmas

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Particles, particles, particles.'

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."