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Pete's trying to groom himself"

Polly txt speak

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Office De-cluttering

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."