Tidy Techies Gifts

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Polly txt speak

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Cleaning Lockers.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

The Movers - Decluttering

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Office De-cluttering

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."