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'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Office Ergonomics.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Super glue hoovering

The Movers - Decluttering

The Messy Sink

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Tidy Tim."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"