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'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Office Ergonomics.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Messy Sink

Super glue hoovering

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"Tidy Tim."