Clean Desk Aficionado T-Shirts

"Great, you finally complied with our clean desk policy! So what all were you able to get done today?!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Doggie Door Inbox

'This better be important.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Working Vacation.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Hello job security."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"In"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.