Clean Room Aficionado T-Shirts

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."