Tech Tidier Pillows

Polly txt speak

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Sistine Selfie

Technology and literature

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A Mom's Purse

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

"Now, you show me yours"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'