Techie Tidier Pillows

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Polly txt speak

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Drool Marks

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Sweep the board.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'