Tidy Techno Pillows

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Music for car stereos

G.P.S. For the Home

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cleaning Lockers.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Goldie.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"