Tidy Techno Pillows

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Music for car stereos

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

G.P.S. For the Home

Cleaning Lockers.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Goldie.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"