Techno Pillows

House trained cat

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Prodigy

Goldie.

"No I want to see THE Prodigy, not A prodigy."

Cybergoths.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Music for car stereos

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Anti-Agent

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Welcome to the future"

Lynching on social media

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.