Techno Head Pillows

Music for car stereos

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Smile

Idle parts

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

I love my motor.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

James May

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...