Techno Dancer Pillows

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

Romance

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The Stripper

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

One-man band - One-man office

"Do you mind?"

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Goldie.

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

Ballerina

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Tube men dancing.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Cybergoths.

Swan Lake Auditions

Dancing with the Star Wars

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."