Tiny Tidier Pillows

"I can't come out, I have to re-clean my room...who'd have thought she'd look under the bed?"

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A Mom's Purse

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

A man with a rake on a desert island

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Child on Christmas Eve

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'This closet needs digitized.'

Desert Island Raking

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"