Tidy Upper T-Shirts

Categories are the key to organizing.

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Desert Island Raking

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Clearing Away Christmas

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."