Tidy Upper Gifts

Categories are the key to organizing.

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Desert Island Raking

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Clearing Away Christmas

And it stores easily under your bed...

Is clutter necessary?

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Objets D'Angst