Tireless Tidy-upper Gifts

"I seized yesterday."

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cleaning Lockers.

"You're just run down."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"I see you decluttered."

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"I've had enough of your garbage."