Tireless Worker Gifts

"You're just run down."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Route 666.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Barking From Home

Bus Stop

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'