Tireless Caregiver Gifts

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"You're just run down."

"They grow up too fast."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Today's Babysitter

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Nurse's Aide Station

"The commute is rough today."

"Is your 'me-time' over yet?"

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

It's 10 PM Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?