Tireless Worker Pillows

"You're just run down."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The next fast train has gone.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Route 666.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Barking From Home

Do not pass.

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."