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'I thought the pop-ups would give it that extra punch. Whataya think?'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Are we there yet?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

And on this day, God created children.

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Wilderness GPS

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"This is a hard hat area."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Moses as a kid.

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

Torah reading on the subway.

Haman as a child

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'