Torah Buffs Gifts

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Are we there yet?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

And on this day, God created children.

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Wilderness GPS

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

"This is a hard hat area."

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Torah reading on the subway.

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

Haman as a child

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'