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Clearing Away Christmas

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Gesundheit!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Christmas tree exchange

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"The cookies are always stale."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'