Festive Tidy-upper Pillows

Clearing Away Christmas

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Gesundheit!"

Christmas tree exchange

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The cookies are always stale."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Trick or treat?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree