Festive Fixer-upper Pillows

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'Now it fits.'

"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"

Snowman offering solutions.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Christmas tree exchange

The Fuse

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'