Topsy-turvy Enthusiasts Gifts

Topsy-Turveydom

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Top Secret Files

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'Multiple personality.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Hedge Car

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Since time immemorial, investors wonder how money in the companies in which they invest is being spent.

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Set it on 'slow'."

Too sad that animals can't read.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Galápagos Cowboy

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

"Anyone home?"

'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'

'I warned you not to tease the tortoise.'