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Topsy-Turveydom

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Multiple personality.'

Top Secret Files

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Hedge Car

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Since time immemorial, investors wonder how money in the companies in which they invest is being spent.

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'I warned you not to tease the tortoise.'

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

"Set it on 'slow'."

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

"Anyone home?"

Galápagos Cowboy

'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'