Topologist Gifts

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Meet the author"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

The Worm Charmer

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Farm Humor.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"