Topologist Gifts

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Meet the author"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

The Worm Charmer

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Farm Humor.

Physician tending a mummy.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"