Topography Gifts

"We've been out surveying too long."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'What zip code are we in now?'

North Pole

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Pi Ala Mode.

Scarcity

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Snowmen Around The World...

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Climate Crisis

65 Million Years Ago

The Lost World: You are Here

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."