Cartography Gifts

The Map of the Human Heart

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

You Are Here

God's map of the universe

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?'

You are here sign on wall.

Redistricting.

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

"You Are Here" sign falls on person

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

The grand old duke of york's cartographers.

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Google Earth For Pirates

1875 Arctic Expedition

Technical Difficulties Please Stand By

'Psst, want to buy a map?'

Europe.

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

You are everywhere.

''I'll meet you at the big dune' is hardly a precise meeting point Darling: I need the latitude and longitude...'

Tourist Information Map in the Desert.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

US Winter Weather Map.

'He can't come to the phone, he's in the middle of Belgium!'