Topography Pillows

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

North Pole

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Pi Ala Mode.

Scarcity

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Climate Crisis

Lemniskate

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

65 Million Years Ago

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'