Graphology Pillows

Doctor in pen shop - "I'd like something that both blotches and scratches."

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

North Pole

'What zip code are we in now?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Pi Ala Mode.

Scarcity

If nobody had invented graphics

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"We'll always have Paris..."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

65 Million Years Ago

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Climate Crisis

Lemniskate

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'