Graphs Pillows

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'This is where the person who makes this graph started taking an anti-depressant.'

'I like it!'

Bureau of Statistics: Office Hours.

A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.

Likes Charts Likes Pie

"This line represents my expectations."

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

"I feel that showing my family data reveals more than a mere photograph can convey."

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

'We're changing his nickname from Even Steven to Rocket Man.'

Graph to find your IQ

Put yourself in the right places at the right times more often

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'They all want to play the star.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

If nobody had invented graphics

Back to school.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Emergency Hipster Beard

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!