Graphology Prints

Doctor in pen shop - "I'd like something that both blotches and scratches."

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

North Pole

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Pi Ala Mode.

Scarcity

If nobody had invented graphics

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"We'll always have Paris..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Snowmen Around The World...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Climate Crisis

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

65 Million Years Ago

The Lost World: You are Here

Lemniskate

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.