Graphiologist Prints

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Natural Disasters

PSA Banter.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scarcity

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Scientists are sexy

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Inside One's Memory Bank

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Geese's Thoughts.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."