Graphiologist T-Shirts

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

PSA Banter.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scarcity

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Scientists are sexy

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Inside One's Memory Bank

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Geese's Thoughts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."