Algologist T-Shirts

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Polly txt speak

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Tut and Carmen.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A caveman paints from life

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Natural Disasters

"Sign my yearbook?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

PSA Banter.

Interdisciplinary studies.