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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"I think it loves us."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Lifesaver!

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'So what have you been up to?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Needs more kale.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'