Aquaculture Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Milking the Cow.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."