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Fish Farm.

Keeping up with the jones

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

Fish Farmer

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'It's a small operation at the moment but we're growing all the time.'

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Fish Farmer

'Mercury for breakfast again?'

"I changed to gas." ( Electric eel producing bubbles)

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Vineyard

Seagiraffes

reincarnated worm...

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Horror movies

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

Piranhaclaus