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Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

The worm that churned!

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"What's the occasion?"

Fish Farm.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Shepherd

Tropical Cow Tank

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"We raise our beef humanely."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

"Every morning I find two or three of them like this. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

"You call this pigswill food?"