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"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Fish Farm.

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

How their world views have changed over time.

Seaside Aquarium

Tropical Cow Tank

"Another goldfish...?"

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."