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"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Fish Farm.

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

How their world views have changed over time.

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Seaside Aquarium

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Another goldfish...?"

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

Tropical Cow Tank