Aquaculture Enthusiast Gifts

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Pets.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Cat and fishing instruction