Aquaculture Specialist Gifts

Fish Farm.

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

Fish Farmer

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Fish Farmer

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Lap fish..."

Biodiversity

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"Another goldfish...?"

Illuminating agricultural production

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Tropical Cow Tank

Seaside Aquarium

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'