Algae Enthusiast Prints

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"I think it loves us."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Lifesaver!

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Needs more kale.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"