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"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Bip."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

The Reason for Storms

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Cherub on a cloud

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."