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"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Cherub on a cloud

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."