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'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Angel Music

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Wash your hands