Analogist T-Shirts

'Yes, the Road Runner always beats the Coyote, but I wouldn't read any political meaning into it.'

Kindred Spirits.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Books and Phones

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Sundial Watch

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

VINYL HISS

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

I made fun of your age the other day. I'd like to apologize. That's odd. Does the blade of grass apologize to the lawnmower? Does the bug apologize to the windshield? Does the ant apologize to the boot? Those are some interesting analogies. Did they make more sense back in the middle ages when you first came up with them? I sense a boot coming

Raft of the Luddites

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."